Crunk And Disorderly Presents: The Bocks
Selling Out + Selling Ass
Micron's Big Bag of Swag
I have a lot of shit to cover in a short amount of time, so let's get started.
THAT'S BETTER
Clarence has changed the cover of her album. I do like it, but I cannot stand the drawn on shit over the photoshopped photo. It's an improvement...I guess....
KILLING THESE HOES
After messing up on The Makings of Me, Monica reverted back to the short black hair that we know and loved from her. Let's hope she keeps it. Forever.
BESTEST FWENDZ!
The most free of the members of Destiny's Child, Letavia and Letoya were seen hanging out in Texas. I actually liked those two better than Beytlejuice and Kizzy. I mean, I thought Letoya was the prettiest and Latavia had the most personality. I mean Letoya is a better songwriter than Beyucky and Latavia is a better actress, so...
BUT...YOU IRRELEVANT...
Until this.
From MediaTakeout.com
"April 05, 2009. Guess who thinks they're a star - DEELISHIS. Apparently she's a part of a new play called "The Representative" and one of MediaTakeOut.com readers sent int the following report:
This week the wanna be Diva had a melt down as she had a small part in a play at Northwest Activity Center, a rec center in Detroit.
The staff and actors were on fed up with the over sized actress as she screamed, shrieked, cussed and showed out. The staff were appalled as she made demands, went diva, and strolled around freely with her humongous ass in a g string and berated the staff.
It appears that as of late she has done a lot this with people she is working with … The real actors in play have no desire to go on the road with someone with no talent and a bad attitude.
Girl ... PLEASE!!!
The folks over at "The Representative" reached out to us - claiming that Dee wasn't acting up. Here's what they had to say:
London demonstrated the utmost professionalism and was a joy to work with. The cast and crew is a Detroit based family of actors and actresses of which London is a part of.
There were no outbreaks, no tirades, no "diva ness", and no animosity towards London from the Production Company, cast or crew. And yes SHE WILL BE A PART OF THE TOUR.
We are excited about the national attention that the play is receiving but disappointed in the false information that is being transmitted from your website and other media sources about the play.
Ooooo-Kay ... There you have it.. "
Well, technically, her stock as a VH1 star is still high.
Hoopz won twice but King folded so she has not place to pose now.
Saaphyri's in jail for a while.
Timothy is on his way to working to McDonald's as the person who salts the fries.
Buckeey is Busted.
Mufasa's killer and Tangerface looking for their daily piece of dick.
Them hoes on Rock of Love are too busy working the pole.
Tailor Made is too busy being a douchebag.
Mr. Boston is putting Boston to shame.
Danger is crazy.
Unique is too.
Pumkin is Pumkin.
Bootz is pregnant with the Devil.
And Buckwild and Leilene can't do nothing without Saaphyri.
Yup, Hoopz and her is the best VH1's best bet...unless Saaphyri breaks out or Timothy actuallydoes transexual porn become a legit actress.
POOR KIZZY...
That weave is so thirsty... I don't understand why lesser chicks get their hair in check. Michelle, Letoya, and even Solange get their hair game on lock. But not her or Beytlejuice, not her or Beytlejuice.
I was gonna talk about Dawn's new look and Tyson Beckford with his PANK ensemble, but fuck it. I know she Haitian and everything, but fuck it.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MediaTakeOut, you a fucking lie! How you gon tell me and lie to my black ass that his wig is off the chain? AND WHAT'S WITH TIMOTHY WITH THOSE CHOKERS? Are you in Final Fantasy? NO! Are you a punk rocker? NO! Are you a HO? YEAH! ARE YOU A MAN? HELL YEAH! LAWD sometimes!
THAT'S BETTER
Clarence has changed the cover of her album. I do like it, but I cannot stand the drawn on shit over the photoshopped photo. It's an improvement...I guess....
KILLING THESE HOES
After messing up on The Makings of Me, Monica reverted back to the short black hair that we know and loved from her. Let's hope she keeps it. Forever.
BESTEST FWENDZ!
The most free of the members of Destiny's Child, Letavia and Letoya were seen hanging out in Texas. I actually liked those two better than Beytlejuice and Kizzy. I mean, I thought Letoya was the prettiest and Latavia had the most personality. I mean Letoya is a better songwriter than Beyucky and Latavia is a better actress, so...
BUT...YOU IRRELEVANT...
Until this.
From MediaTakeout.com
"April 05, 2009. Guess who thinks they're a star - DEELISHIS. Apparently she's a part of a new play called "The Representative" and one of MediaTakeOut.com readers sent int the following report:
This week the wanna be Diva had a melt down as she had a small part in a play at Northwest Activity Center, a rec center in Detroit.
The staff and actors were on fed up with the over sized actress as she screamed, shrieked, cussed and showed out. The staff were appalled as she made demands, went diva, and strolled around freely with her humongous ass in a g string and berated the staff.
It appears that as of late she has done a lot this with people she is working with … The real actors in play have no desire to go on the road with someone with no talent and a bad attitude.
Girl ... PLEASE!!!
The folks over at "The Representative" reached out to us - claiming that Dee wasn't acting up. Here's what they had to say:
London demonstrated the utmost professionalism and was a joy to work with. The cast and crew is a Detroit based family of actors and actresses of which London is a part of.
There were no outbreaks, no tirades, no "diva ness", and no animosity towards London from the Production Company, cast or crew. And yes SHE WILL BE A PART OF THE TOUR.
We are excited about the national attention that the play is receiving but disappointed in the false information that is being transmitted from your website and other media sources about the play.
Ooooo-Kay ... There you have it.. "
Well, technically, her stock as a VH1 star is still high.
Hoopz won twice but King folded so she has not place to pose now.
Saaphyri's in jail for a while.
Timothy is on his way to working to McDonald's as the person who salts the fries.
Buckeey is Busted.
Mufasa's killer and Tangerface looking for their daily piece of dick.
Them hoes on Rock of Love are too busy working the pole.
Tailor Made is too busy being a douchebag.
Mr. Boston is putting Boston to shame.
Danger is crazy.
Unique is too.
Pumkin is Pumkin.
Bootz is pregnant with the Devil.
And Buckwild and Leilene can't do nothing without Saaphyri.
Yup, Hoopz and her is the best VH1's best bet...unless Saaphyri breaks out or Timothy actually
POOR KIZZY...
That weave is so thirsty... I don't understand why lesser chicks get their hair in check. Michelle, Letoya, and even Solange get their hair game on lock. But not her or Beytlejuice, not her or Beytlejuice.
I was gonna talk about Dawn's new look and Tyson Beckford with his PANK ensemble, but fuck it. I know she Haitian and everything, but fuck it.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MediaTakeOut, you a fucking lie! How you gon tell me and lie to my black ass that his wig is off the chain? AND WHAT'S WITH TIMOTHY WITH THOSE CHOKERS? Are you in Final Fantasy? NO! Are you a punk rocker? NO! Are you a HO? YEAH! ARE YOU A MAN? HELL YEAH! LAWD sometimes!
Comment
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Comment by GuyStuckOnMopac on April 10, 2009 at 12:58pm - they're at the Texas Relays. Pretty big deal down here actually
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Comment by game recognize game on April 8, 2009 at 2:13pm -
ciara- still a man and the cornrows don't help
hisher clause
monica- meh
letavia and letoya- i agree with you, but where the hell are they? it looks like a high school track meet...
deelishis- i'ma need her to just stick to being someone's jump-off...she ain't good for shit else...and her stomach in that pic is hurting my soul
kizzy- needs yaki help...quick, fast, and in a hurry
and i just wish new york, tiffany, whatever would fall off the face of the damn earth
...that is all
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Comment by GuyStuckOnMopac on April 7, 2009 at 1:40pm
- Whenever I see New York I think of her mama. And New York's mama look like those Klingon chicks from Star Trek Generations
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