Crunk And Disorderly Presents: The Bocks
Selling Out + Selling Ass
Knee. Grows. Please!
Alright y'all. I love MediaTakeOut for it's knockout dragdown fuckery. The commentors take themselves too seriously and the posts aren't something to write home to, but I relish in the fact that I can rip something out of this site all the time.
However, MediaTakeOut does fabricate their shit or raise it to different heights. But I have two offenders to call out.
Let's start, shall we?
KneeGrow Please Award #1: Miss Karrine "Superhead" Steffans: AKA The girl with the Bomb Shelter pussy.
March 19, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that Superhead has put out a new blog – where she talks about promiscuous women – and how they’re STUFF can get all STRETCHED OUT.
It seems like Superhead is finally talking about stuff that she knows about
Physically, a woman can become worn from the elements of casual sex. A single girl has the potential of sleeping with more than one man on more than one occasion. Not only does this greaten her chances of accidental pregnancy and disease, but also, to be put it gently, the potential for wear and tear.
As a visual, imagine the anatomy of a female porn star. I think I've made my point.
Perpetually, the decisions you make as a single girl can severely alter the goals and plans you've been working toward. Never settle for less than what you ultimately desire in a mate, treat yourself and your body with the utmost respect and don't be afraid to be better than, a physical elitist even.
For moms, don't forget you are your children's prime example and make a point to teach them well.
Superhead is giving you advice to keep it tight. That's like asking Trick Daddy tips on getting the right lotion for you! First of all, if you need advice on BASIC SEXUAL COMMON SENSE, not only from somebody who doesn't have any credentials on sex, but a HO, then you need to be pimpslapped Dave Chappelle Rick James style. Second, how you gon' say your pussy is tight when everybody knows half of D12, Slum Village, and Jurassic 5 (yes I went there!) have real estate up there?
Superhead. Get a job.
KneeGrow Please Award #2: Mr. Sean "Jay-Z" Carter.
March 19, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just learned that rapper Jay Z is trying to give us a history lesson. Apparently the rapper, who by the way – is a high school drop out, is trying to make a point about hip hop.
But in doing so he manages to belittle Martin Luther King, Barack Obama and all the other folk that worked all their lives to improve race relations. Here’s what he is quoted as saying:
[Hip Hop] has changed America immensely... Hip-hop has done more than any leader, politician, or anyone to improve race relations.
"Racism is taught in the home... and it's very hard to teach racism to a teenager who idolises, say, Snoop Dogg. It's hard to say, 'That guy is less than you.' The kid is like, 'I like that guy, he's cool. How is he less than me?'
That's why this generation is the least racist generation ever. You see it all the time. Go to any club. People are intermingling, hanging out, enjoying the same music.
I would believe him...if it was DURING the Arrested Development era. Scratch that, even during the Arrested Development Era I would disagree. The generation who fought civil rights and believed in them have passed these values onto their children and that cycle continued. Hip Hop wasn't the only factor, Media in general have helped try to improve race relations. Hip Hop has been around for 30. The Civil Rights Movement started around 50 years ago. Many generations of people were born between the 50's and now. And we still have work to do because we still have negative images of black people, including your main squeeze Jigga.
Boy go and get your GED, a Bachelor's, and then come back to me, OK?!
#3. MediaTakeOut.com.
Don't fabricate your news. Don't try to start unnecessary drama. You put MLK and Obama in Jigga's statement and this is not the first time you twist your shit. If you don't want to be honest, sit your ass down, because half the shit and giggles you do are not good for you.
I rest my case.
However, MediaTakeOut does fabricate their shit or raise it to different heights. But I have two offenders to call out.
Let's start, shall we?
KneeGrow Please Award #1: Miss Karrine "Superhead" Steffans: AKA The girl with the Bomb Shelter pussy.
March 19, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that Superhead has put out a new blog – where she talks about promiscuous women – and how they’re STUFF can get all STRETCHED OUT.
It seems like Superhead is finally talking about stuff that she knows about
Physically, a woman can become worn from the elements of casual sex. A single girl has the potential of sleeping with more than one man on more than one occasion. Not only does this greaten her chances of accidental pregnancy and disease, but also, to be put it gently, the potential for wear and tear.
As a visual, imagine the anatomy of a female porn star. I think I've made my point.
Perpetually, the decisions you make as a single girl can severely alter the goals and plans you've been working toward. Never settle for less than what you ultimately desire in a mate, treat yourself and your body with the utmost respect and don't be afraid to be better than, a physical elitist even.
For moms, don't forget you are your children's prime example and make a point to teach them well.
Superhead is giving you advice to keep it tight. That's like asking Trick Daddy tips on getting the right lotion for you! First of all, if you need advice on BASIC SEXUAL COMMON SENSE, not only from somebody who doesn't have any credentials on sex, but a HO, then you need to be pimpslapped Dave Chappelle Rick James style. Second, how you gon' say your pussy is tight when everybody knows half of D12, Slum Village, and Jurassic 5 (yes I went there!) have real estate up there?
Superhead. Get a job.
KneeGrow Please Award #2: Mr. Sean "Jay-Z" Carter.
March 19, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just learned that rapper Jay Z is trying to give us a history lesson. Apparently the rapper, who by the way – is a high school drop out, is trying to make a point about hip hop.
But in doing so he manages to belittle Martin Luther King, Barack Obama and all the other folk that worked all their lives to improve race relations. Here’s what he is quoted as saying:
[Hip Hop] has changed America immensely... Hip-hop has done more than any leader, politician, or anyone to improve race relations.
"Racism is taught in the home... and it's very hard to teach racism to a teenager who idolises, say, Snoop Dogg. It's hard to say, 'That guy is less than you.' The kid is like, 'I like that guy, he's cool. How is he less than me?'
That's why this generation is the least racist generation ever. You see it all the time. Go to any club. People are intermingling, hanging out, enjoying the same music.
I would believe him...if it was DURING the Arrested Development era. Scratch that, even during the Arrested Development Era I would disagree. The generation who fought civil rights and believed in them have passed these values onto their children and that cycle continued. Hip Hop wasn't the only factor, Media in general have helped try to improve race relations. Hip Hop has been around for 30. The Civil Rights Movement started around 50 years ago. Many generations of people were born between the 50's and now. And we still have work to do because we still have negative images of black people, including your main squeeze Jigga.
Boy go and get your GED, a Bachelor's, and then come back to me, OK?!
#3. MediaTakeOut.com.
Don't fabricate your news. Don't try to start unnecessary drama. You put MLK and Obama in Jigga's statement and this is not the first time you twist your shit. If you don't want to be honest, sit your ass down, because half the shit and giggles you do are not good for you.
I rest my case.
Tags: negro_please, sometimes..., why?!
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Comment by melankolly on March 20, 2009 at 12:41am -
you know what...between Camel Joe and Beyaki fucking with everybody, the Knowles-Carter fam are gonna need Suge Knight for security.
(yes, I said Suge Knight)
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Comment by Kika on March 19, 2009 at 11:34pm - when will someone sue the hell outta mediatakeout..and damn u on that trick daddy thang...
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