Crunk And Disorderly Presents: The Bocks

Selling Out + Selling Ass

This. I was going to ask WHY?!, but I don't give a damn.


From Wikipedia.

"Fantasy Ride also introduces Ciara's comic book character, "Super C". Ciara said that Super C is a character she becomes when she performs onstage and in her music videos. The Super C character is set to become a major factor in Fantasy Ride promotion. She is a futuristic superhero-esque Ciara, based on the robotic character Ciara portrayed in the "Go Girl" music video.
DC Comics artist Bernard Chang helped Ciara create the character for the album artwork. Ciara said she worked on the artwork about nine months to a year. "

Super C? Bootleg ass Hi-C drink from Save-A-Lot?

1. Stop with the alter-ego shit. It didn't work with Garth Brooks, Tyrese, Beyonce, or T.I. STOP!

2. Instead of creating an alter-ego, why don't you great an, I dunno, an ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN TO SELL YOUR ALBUM?!

3. A mixture of Scarlet Witch, PowerGirl, and Storm is not an original superhero design.

4. Danity Kane tried this shit before and all it got them was a stick of gum and the "WTF was they thinking?" award on MTV.

5. You have a penis.

6. You have a penis.

7. You have a FUCKING penis!

8. This shit:
So that is your alter ego?
C: That is my alter ego. Super C doesn't hold back. She's definitely aggressive. She goes hard. Super C can do some magical and funky things. She works hard. She dances to the tenth power. She does everything to the tenth power. It's funny, I haven't quite gotten her together but I need to have her [laughs]/ She can be a cartoon character or a superhero. There are so many things that you'll get from Super C. and that is what is fun about Fantasy Ride.

No. words. at. all.

I've never seen people play Russian Roulette with their careers. Doing something new is cool, but shit, when you do shit like this, people won't take you seriously when you are being serious. Furthermore, it cements that all of these chicks are biting each other: Rih 3P0, Ciara who I now will call Clarence, and Beytlejuice.

Well, there is an upside to this. Amerie can grab the top spot when these chicks are all on their alter-egos.

Tags: hell_no, knee_grow_please, why?!

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Micron Comment by Micron on March 24, 2009 at 5:55am
I'm still mad that people haven't addressed Ciara having THE DICK.
Thisshitrighthere Comment by Thisshitrighthere on March 24, 2009 at 3:09am
Imma need a n alter ego too SuperSaveaHo
Cassie's Talent Comment by Cassie's Talent on March 23, 2009 at 4:02pm
So hoes using alter egos as excuses for their lack of talent well damn....
Instant Karma Comment by Instant Karma on March 22, 2009 at 2:03pm
I thought this alter ego concept was played out already. A lame excuse to explain her need to wear next to nothing and always take pictures with her legs splayed wide open.
Snailolita Comment by Snailolita on March 22, 2009 at 1:31pm
and super c? of all the names, super c?
really? where does she get these creative ideas from? her infant cousins?
Snailolita Comment by Snailolita on March 22, 2009 at 1:30pm
see kids, this is why having a half assed vocals and dum ass song choices does not play out in your favor in the long run
game recognize game Comment by game recognize game on March 21, 2009 at 9:42am
if you're sensitive about people knowing thinking you're a man, why be shown "rescuing" a woman? you could've just gone for the regular ass 'hands on my hips, looking super' superhero pose. i mean, i'd still think you're an idiot for even creating this shit, but you know...
Zorayda Comment by Zorayda on March 20, 2009 at 1:28pm
Michael Jackson was the only person who could do stuff like this and not look completely stupid. But then again, he never claimed that Captain EO was his alter ego.

This photo is confusing me.

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