Crunk And Disorderly Presents: The Bocks

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We need this so we are all on the same page on what to call celebs.

Here's what you do.

You give the nickname, and then say the name of the celeb you are referring to, who came up with the nickname and then explain the origin of the nickname. Also, if you have any, give other nicknames you can refer this celebrity to.

Examples:

Rih3P0 - nickname for Rihanna. created by Micron. Thought of when Michael K of DListed started thinking of her as a robot alien. Micron named her Rih3P0 as a play on C-3P0 from Star Wars. Micron also thought Rihanna sang like a sheep, so occasionally, he calls her Robo Sheep, after RoboCop.
related nicknames: Robo Sheep

Suckdickular - nickname for rapper Spectacular from Pretty Ricky. created by Micron. Thought of when Pretty Ricky released their cover of their album, "Eighties Babies." Named after Spectucular and his supposed Dick Sucking Lips. Pretty Ricky had whiffs of lavender about them, but their frontman, Spectacular had the tangy pout in his lips, so Micron called Spectacular "Suckdickular," after saying Spectacular was finished after sucking 15 dicks in a row.

T. Error Mari - nickname for singer Tierra Mari. created by Fresh. Thought of when Tierra Mari failed to live up to her record label's expectations. T. Error is from error.

Beyaki - nickname for singer Beyonce. created by Fresh. Thought of from Beyonce's wearing of bad wigs, weaves and lacefronts.
related nicknames: Bust It Creole, Beyucky, Beytlejuice.

First Lady Diamond - nickname for actress Lisa Raye. created by Fresh. Thought of when she was married to the Prime Minister of the Turks and Caicos and her role as the stripper Diamond in the movie "The Players Club."

Add more and we can have a database of entries.

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Chris Beaver - nickname for Chris Brown. created by Micron. named after Chris Brown's mouth.

Piglet - nickname for Tameka "Tiny" Cottle. created by Fresh. When Micron learned that Solange's middle name was Piaget, he read that as Piglet, so he called Solange Piglet for a while, until Fresh disputed that Piglet belongs to Tiny, even though Micron contested that Tiny should be called Hog Maws.
related nicknames: Hog Maws.

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Clarence, Uncle Charlie - A nickname given to Ciara..... no explanation needed.

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Vajayjay - nickname for Vanessa Hudgens. Created by Mook. Named after Vanessa's bush, which she put on display in those candid pics.

Wendell - nickname for Wendy Williams. Created by Fresh. No explanation needed there, either.

Sofia - nickname for Oprah Winfrey. Created by Mook. Named after Oprah's role in 'The Color Purple'

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Solawnj - named after singer Solange Knowles. created by Micron. Basically it was Solange spoken in the way Beytlejuice would say it.

Timothy Pollard - named after Reality TV Ho Tiffany "New York" Pollard. created by Micron. Micron was tired of New York because he felt she ain't shit. Plus, many of the crunksters know that New York is a man, so Micron called her Timothy because she is.
related nicknames: New Yuck, Lamb Chop

Brother Patterson - mother of the above named ho. This was all the crunksters' creation. No explanation.
related nicknames: Klingon Patterson.

Mufasa's Killer - named after Reality TV star Ahmad "Real" Givens. created by Micron. Micron noticed Real had better hair than half the chicks in the game. and when Louis Farrakhan (The crunkster) started stanning for Real (the reality tv show star) Micron pointed out that he looked like Scar from the Lion King.

Tangerface - named after Chance, the brother of Real. created by Micron. named after the fact Chance sips tang and resembles Murderface from Metalpocolypse.

Kelis Huxtable - named after Kelis. created by Micron. named after her Denise Huxtable-like outfits when she was pregnant.

Nippy - named after Whitney Houston. The nickname her family gave her when she was little.

Inga - named after Foxy Brown. The real name of Foxy Brown, Inga Marchand.

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Jorbacca - nickname for Jordin Sparks. created by Mook (based off a nickname given to Jordin Sparks by Vote for the Worst.com). named after Jordin Sparks's uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca from Star Wars

Trannycat Dolls - nickname for the Pussycat Dolls. created by Mook (based of a nickname given to them by Dlisted.com). Like Ciara and Timothy Pollard, they're dudes in disguise (especially Nicole) so I decided to call them that.

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Cassie is Madame Glowsticks. Starter by Fresh

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Mouthbreather for DIddy Bop. Why? He can never close his mouth and breath through his nose....

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I believe spectacular's new name is SUS-pectacular, for obvious reasons. (copyright PAUSE POLICE)

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The name for Spectacular is Suckdickular. Bottom Line.

g.o.o.d. girl said:
I believe spectacular's new name is SUS-pectacular, for obvious reasons. (copyright PAUSE POLICE)

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RiRi the Alien Princess - nickname for Rihanna. created by Mook (based off a nickname given to Rihanna by Dlisted.com). Because her head looks like one of those aliens from Mars Attacks (and for other reasons...)

KeyLoLo - nickname for Keyshia Cole. created by Fresh. For her first two albums, and the first two seasons of her EBT reality show, Keyshia looked like KeyLoLo from 'Martin' (played by Yo-Yo).

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Creola Crayon- Nickname for Solange Knowles. Created by YRFRNDJSH! Originally slated for BeyBeyBey, but was re-gifted to Solange after she wore that striped catsuit with the foil eyebrow madness at SF Gay Pride this year.

Related nicknames: Basement Baby, Solawnj, the "other" one

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Anna Mae - nickname for Tina Turner, created by Fresh. Tina's real name, used all the time by her late ex Ike Turner, as witnessed in the "cake scene" in her autobiography "I Tina" and the film version 'What's Love Got to Do with It'

ReRe - nickname for Aretha Franklin, created by Fresh. Aretha's nickname since childhood. Related nicknames: ReRe the Body

Slutty O'Day - nickname for Aubrey O'Day, created by Mook. Again, no explanation needed on this one. Related nicknames: Skanky O'Day

My Little Pony - nickname for Leona Lewis, created by Mook. With her horse-face and horse-hair, she'd fit right in on a Toys R Us shelf. Related nicknames: Mr. Ed

Black Fran Drescher - nickname for Ashanti, created by Fresh. Because like Fran, she's annoying (no further explanation needed) and wears tacky-ass wigs.

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